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Friday, September 25, 2015

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Why You Can Never Have Just One Donut

Sometimes life just sucks. But then sometimes life gives you free donuts and that is a wonderful thing!!

Alas, shortly after the sweet bliss of impending donut-amazingness barely has the time to ignite your soul...you are then presented with probably the most difficult decision of your life: How do you choose just one?

You walk to the display and there they are all beautiful and beckoning. 

All fresh and warm. Unpretentious and completely unaware of their natural beauty...more things in life should be as magnificent as donuts.

Anyways...there is always one that catches your eye right away. 

But you have TWO eyes so you always see another...

And another...

And it all just goes downhill from here.

This is why one simply cannot have just one donut. In fact it is probably better for mental stability to just eat all. No one should have to suffer that kind of emotional turmoil...

Credit to Mr. StackingPlates for the wonderful donut photo that I drew all over and also for the donut porn from our last haul below:

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Coffee Cups that Really Need to Get In My Life

I don't know if you've noticed but I love coffee.

I need it. It's just essential so don't ask questions.

Anyways, I also happen to have an affinity for coffee cups. So much so that I have spent a good amount of time thinking about things that I would like to see on coffee cups. Here are a few for your enjoyment.

Probably one of my favourites. And don't pretend like you don't know what I am talking about!

For those who are territorial over their cups:

For the Star Wars Fans: 

This is corny but I think it's hilarious:

Because you need at least one standoffish cup:

Because everything is sweeter with Bae:

And one last Star Wars...

You're welcome world.